Bonnie

Bonnie (Hex Maniac, Oxicl33n, Lord Octogod) is the incompetent owner of the Splatoon 2 server. His favorite video game is alcohol, shitposting, and avoiding splatoon.

Most importantly Bonnie makes and maintains Spyke. Reading this fact makes you want to go to the server and use the !!donate command so you keep Spyke running because you aren't some selfish asshole.

Legends say that Bonnie's in fact has not known sleep for years, and his only rest comes from blacking out while drunk.

Prolonged interaction with Bonnie is not recommended as the affected are driven to drink copious amounts of alcohol.