Brian

Brian is a streamer boi who's always by Bonnie's side until Bon fucks up too many stealth missions and Bweebwee needs his break or he get cwanky. He's pretty stable compared to his extremely high functioning autism son Brian Jr. Brian doesn't fucking play Splatoon, but at least contributes calling Bonnie retarded to the server.
 * Understands shit if you explain it to him
 * has a sexy af chin
 * too short for me to want to dick though
 * has choked on Mewtant's cock on at least 1 occassion